🛠️ Hack The Planet – Root Access Canvas Tote
From DEF CON to the farmer’s market, carry your essentials with elite attitude. The Hack The Planet – Root Access Tote is a dual-sided design for hackers who live the lifestyle on and off the network.
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Front: Classic terminal-style warning —
"I AM ROOT. IF YOU SEE ME LAUGHING, YOU BETTER HAVE A BACKUP!"
– reminding everyone that data loss isn’t a joke. -
Back: High-res HACK THE PLANET green-on-black globe print — a cyberpunk call to action.
Specs:
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Durable 100% cotton canvas, blacked out for ops-mode style
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Reinforced shoulder straps for laptops, payloads, or snacks
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15L capacity — roomy enough for USB drop kits and energy drinks
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Made-to-order: ships in 5–11 days with zero waste footprint
🧠 Whether you’re infiltrating a conference or just hacking life, this tote keeps it clean, quiet, and root-approved.
More details
- 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
- Fabric weight: 8 oz
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Black Hat Ethical Hacking
- Email: contact@support.store.blackhatethicalhacking.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning. Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.